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#1 EMDelaney

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Posted 29 December 2010 - 09:18 PM


If you continue to think the way you've always thought, you will continue to get what you've always got!

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Posted 29 December 2010 - 09:28 PM

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Random House?! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

OMG! I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying, but I'm not sure if the tears are from amusement. This reminds me too much of myself in week 1 of 'I want to be an author'. I guess it goes to show how much I've learned since then.
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Posted 29 December 2010 - 09:37 PM

Too funny. Great stuff, EM. Thanks for sharing.

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Posted 29 December 2010 - 09:43 PM

My favorite line --- "I have a gun in my car and I am going to go get it now."
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Posted 29 December 2010 - 09:49 PM

My favorite line --- "I have a gun in my car and I am going to go get it now."


LOL, that's my favorite line too! :laugh:

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Posted 29 December 2010 - 09:51 PM

This was actual home security video of Me and L J Rutledge in our living room back on December 4th. Wait maybe it was Dec 20th...AFTER they repossessed the furniture.
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Posted 29 December 2010 - 09:52 PM

"I'm a student of the human condition. My characters will have depth and substance."

HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
HHHHHAAAAAAAAA oh god. can't breathe.

I love xtranormal.com. this one guy on that site made this hysterical video about people who are obsessed with apple products. it went viral on youtube - something about animated animal-creatures with robot voices just makes everything funnier, I think.

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Posted 29 December 2010 - 10:22 PM

Oh. My. God. I think I have either heard or thought every little line in this video. LOVE it.

-13 editors.

Steak knives and surgery.

Characters as one dimensional as porn actors.

Oh, man. Few videos can make me LOL, but this did the trick. Got the whole family's attention.

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Posted 29 December 2010 - 10:49 PM

I love it. Some of it was uncomfortably close to attitudes I had a few years ago.
I think that's why it's so funny. It's so true to life.

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Posted 29 December 2010 - 10:53 PM

This has been making the rounds for a while. Hilarious.

"I think my heart just stopped."

"I wish I could kill you and get away with it."

"My throat is starting to close up."
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Posted 29 December 2010 - 10:57 PM

Hysterical!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Posted 29 December 2010 - 11:28 PM

I am a student of the Human Condition. bahahahahah

I think I will write several books at one time..that way I can maximize my earnings
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Posted 30 December 2010 - 01:29 PM

I got a brand new set of steak knives for X-Mas so I've decided to become a surgeon and go into private practice. I figure I can save people in my community some money and earn some extra on the side at the same time. I'm a genius. That is all there is to it! I know I can do it because I saw some pictures of Civil War doctors performing amputations in a book I read.
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Posted 01 January 2011 - 10:51 AM

That video is hilarious. Love it. Unfortunately this is exactly why I never mention I'm a writer at parties - cause everyone else is too.

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Posted 07 January 2011 - 03:23 PM

Wait a minute! You mean to say the writer bear is wrong??? OMG, I've got to re-think this writing stuff.

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Posted 10 January 2011 - 07:23 PM

I finally got around to watching this -- oh it's way too funny.
Thanks for posting!

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Posted 10 January 2011 - 07:37 PM

I think this should be moved to the intro thread and pinned.

Nobody should be allowed to access any other place until they've watched this.
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Posted 10 January 2011 - 08:05 PM

I think this should be moved to the intro thread and pinned.

Nobody should be allowed to access any other place until they've watched this.


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Posted 10 January 2011 - 11:09 PM

Please be advised that I am NOT the producer of the video. I found it with dumb luck, Lisa had to show me how to post it and I didn't write it. Story of my life.

LOL LOL


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